Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(via myqueenkatara)

Long distance relationships are just international shipping.

(Source: alanjcastonguay)

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via ddvilchild)

hypergiants:

pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."

"I don’t get it."

"What’s not to get."

"Why would she make you a sandwich?"

"Because… She’s a girl."

"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"

"I can make myself a sandwich."

"Cool, go make me one too."

[Smooth Criminal plays]

(via benedictcumberbatch)

topless-bottom:

highschoolcryschool:

fixed it.

Thank you

parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

(Source: aubreyplza, via withoutstyleorgrace)

kwinslets:

one of the hardest decisions i will ever make is which fictional character i’m going to name my child after

(via markblckthorne)

whybenedict:

sherlock

(via gaytectivesinactive)

supersmashthestatebros:

alittlebitofpixiedustt:

supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

I can’t breathe.

I hope Santa brinjs you an inhaler.

(via drawingforawesome)

sgsocks:

I now have the Star of David on my Christmas tree.

sgsocks:

I now have the Star of David on my Christmas tree.

(via doctorwho)