• teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
  • me: winged eyeliner


party at my house bring food then leave

(via drawingforawesome)


Drink some flowers your fuckin frog


Drink some flowers your fuckin frog

(Source: c0nfus, via spicy-vagina-tacos)


i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

(Source: clracomalfoy, via gryffinwhore)

  • elementary school: reads at a middle school level
  • middle school: reads at a high school level
  • high school: reads at a college level
  • college: re-reads Harry Potter
  • me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
  • them: no
  • me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
  • them: we're not
  • me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(via myqueenkatara)

Long distance relationships are just international shipping.

(Source: astraysquirrel)


sleep is for the people without internet access

(via ddvilchild)



Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

"…And then I said, ‘go make me a sandwich!’ haw haw haw."

"I don’t get it."

"What’s not to get."

"Why would she make you a sandwich?"

"Because… She’s a girl."

"You can’t make yourself a sandwich?"

"I can make myself a sandwich."

"Cool, go make me one too."

[Smooth Criminal plays]

(Source: steinbecks, via benedictcumberbatch)